Popsicle Stick Jokes(Yea, I'm Really Bored)

[brickshelf]

WHAT KIND OF LICENSE DOES A PHARMACIST HAVE?










A LICENSE TO PILL
Stupid *smack*

[traxxas-dude]

hehe j/k

What kind of phone does a turtle have?









A Shellular phone

[MicroMan]

I didn't notice. After the accident I stopped eating popsicles but I think I should start again.

[traxxas-dude]

Do I want you to elaborate?

[MicroMan]

I don't know, do you?

[C.J.OO]

I have used popsicle sticks after a hard night with my girl..kinda like a sling for a broken arm..but different...lol..

[traxxas-dude]

Sure

[C.J.OO]

U Talkin To Me.?.

[MicroMan]

Okay here goes. I was about 10 years old and a couple of my friends and I were sitting on my deck eating popsicles one hot summer day after baseball practice. The popsicles happened to be the ones with jokes on them. What followed happend to be the most dramatic experience in my life.

We were all taking turns sharing are jokes. HEHE, funny funny, just the little stuff, you know. It was finally my turn to go. I didn't think about it before I read it. I told it and everyone just burst out laughing, they couldn't stop. For 10 minutes they were rolling around laughing. I went inside to go to the bathroom and when I came out they were all dead. They laughed themselves to death.

That's what I got for eating jokesicles, One joke that I didn't get and 3 dead friends.

[TRF Drive Hard]

I didnt know the "general discussion" became an "off topic" section...